Friday, December 31, 2010
Impressions of the Afghani Countryside
I didn't get on the first flight, a Blackhawk, but I did get on the second flight, a Chinook! Woohoo, my first Chinook ride! I was hurried onto the helicopter first, and was sent all the way toward the front. I ended up sitting next to the Gunner. It is important for the Gunner to be able to shoot his weapon if he needs to, so there is a giant a window in the side of the bird. I was sitting next to this window. Awesome thing about it: I got to see outside. Terrible thing about it: it's really freaking windy, and therefore, really freaking cold. We made a few stops and it took a while to get to KAF, so I was pretty certain I would never, ever be warm again by the time we arrived.
But the trip was incredible! I finally got to see what the area around my FOB looks like! It's pretty barren and there are what looks like empty swimming pools around. Oh, and we have a moat. It's usually dry, but it's a moat, nonetheless. (The moat is actually a drainage ditch for when the rainy season hits. There is aactually a rainy season, and this area tends to flood. Yah for proactive mitigation measures!) There really isn't much around, but that's a good thing. Fewer places for baddies to hide and shoot stuff at us from. Woohoo!
As we left, I have no idea what direction we went, but the terrain made me think of the dry lake beds around Pahrump, Nevada. Pieces of land were sectioned off into what I can only guess are manageable plots for growing whatever will grow here. There was very little outside of the various shades of khaki, sand, and tan one finds around here, but every now and then, there would be some bright colors hanging on washing lines.
The houses seemed to be of two kinds: the walled compound variety and the nomad-looking variety. The walled compounds weren't very big ... I don't know how high we were flying, so I couldn't give an estimate of dimensions. The buildings inside tended to be along one wall, opposite the entrance/exit opening of the compound. It looked like the wall of the compound was the back wall of the buildings inside. Imagine a terra cotta tile ... that's what the roofs looked like ... a big terra cotta tile, except not red at all. Everything was the same color ... sand/mud. They reminded me of adobe villages of the southwestern United States, except not tall, and not carved out of mountains. Though, as we got closer to some hills, it did appear that many houses used the natural landscape to their advantage, and some of them were actual built into the side of the hills.
The nomadic-looking villages really just looked like big camp sites. There appeared to be a main living area, made of a big tent (again, no idea how high we were, so no guesses at dimensions), with a few smaller patches nearby with various things in them. There were a bunch of sites that had a little ring of something with camels inside! Camel pens! And some farming plots nearby also, but much smaller than the ones near the walled compounds.
For a while, it was the dry lake bed looking land, then it turned into kind of scrubby land. Certainly not anything with serious growth potential, but again, like something out of the American southwest. Mostly flat, with some minor changes in elevation, with sparse vegetation. That land smoothed out into the rolling sand desert that one thinks of when imagining the Sahara, or various parts of the Middle East. Southwest Asia has them too. Camels live there! In big packs! Do camels (the non-cigarette kind) come in packs? A drove of camels? A flock of camels? A gaggle of camels? A den of camels? Hmmm ...
Anywho, the camels were cool! Then we flew over a cliffy area that had actual water! River-looking things. Not necessarily actual rivers, because they appeared to start and end sporadically, but honest-to-goodness above-ground water! It was kind of exciting to see. In this area, there were actual GREEN farmlands! I'm assuming that's where they grow the pot! The cliffy area gave way to mountains (not very tall ones) and then the mountains gave way to more flat scrubby land, and then more khaki houses, more densely packed as we got closer to KAF, and then we hit to poo smell, and we knew we were almost ready to land.
Our "travel agent", the guy in charge of putting people on flights, gave us our flight briefing (don't get your head chopped off by the rotors) and told us we'd be making a couple of stops, but not to get off the helicopter until it smells like poo. Sure enough ... we hit the poo smell, landed, and voila! We were at KAF!
Another consequence of sitting by the Gunner was that my hair, unsecured, was whipped into a delightful frenzy of enormous knots that I was pretty sure I'd need to go to the barber to get out. As in, shave my head, there's no way I can get these out. Fortunately, I did not have to shave my head, though I did lose A LOT of hair getting the knots out. And the end result was me having a bad hair day for two days. Worse than normal hair day, anyway. The bad hair day got worse over the course of the day/night, but that's not what this post is about. That's another rant one.
I was hoping to get back to Howz-e that same day, but alas, the flight gods were not on my side. But the good thing about that, is that I got another daytime flight! In a warm, cozy Blackhawk, I returned to my little FOB. We went a different way this time, but the landscape didn't really change. The strongest thought that stuck out for me on the way back, was as we neared my destination ... if it wasn't for the large amount of in-ground swimming pool-looking holes, my part of southern Afghanistan doesn't look that much different from, say, rural southern Nevada, or rural southern Utah, or most of the rural southwest US. US roads are bigger and more plentiful, but that's about it.
What I assume to be normal, everyday, Afghani people were out doing normal, everyday things. Tending their animals, tending their farms, tending their houses. Life went on as if they weren't living in a war zone. While one knows life goes on, regardless of external events, it is really nice to see that war hasn't made things completely foreign to the people that still have to live here when the fighting is done. A little normalcy is nice.
Anyway, it was a cool thing ... to see what was outside the wire, without really being involved in anything bad. (It's a war zone, so the world can fall to shit at any second, but you know what I mean.) The trip to and from KAF was great. The KAF experience shall be ranted about later. Not really the whole experience, just the living arrangement part.
'Til next time, keep the brave men and women of the Armed Forces in your thoughts! :)
Sunday, December 26, 2010
We got ambushed and we need to kill more people
Of course, I had *nothing* to do with it ... seriously. I just sat back and watched the carnage unfold. Poor Jason and Nathan were pretty much killed by shaving cream. Plans for future attacks are in the works.
Needless to say, it was an entertaining night last night.
And now, for something that amused me quite a bit: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20101221/od_nm/us_deathpenalty_odd
Yup, it is too expensive to keep killing people on death row. What amazed me the most about this article is not that there isn't enough of a drug to kill people, or that people are scared to execute criminals on death row for fear of being wrong, but that the 10 comments I read ALL offered reasonable, less expensive alternatives to killing said criminals! How effing cool is that?? Finally, something we can all agree on! Killing bad people is a good idea, and there are alternatives to the nice, friendly lethal injection!
Several comments offered money-raising options for the states, namely pay-per-view showings of the executions. Not sure if I, personally, would pay for it, but a nice public hanging of a child rapist or mass murderer, I'd be down for that. I say screw the ACLU. Screw no cruel and unusual punishment. Some people DESERVE cruel and unusual punishment. Anyone who does bad things to kids, for example. They SHOULD be tortured. They have EARNED the right to cruel and unusual punishment dreamed up by the parents of the kids they hurt.
Naturally, cruel and unusual punishment should be reserved for the truly heinous among us, but I think it should be an option for those truly depraved fucks. But maybe that's just me. I say kill everyone on death row. They made it there for a reason. And why do we need drugs? Has no one in the criminal justice system ever heard of an air embolism? It's amazing what a little air in a syringe can do. And the cool thing? You don't need a new needle for the next guy. Dead people shouldn't care about cross-contamination. And if the first air embolus doesn't do it, there more air. SO it may cause a little pain. I'm alright with that.
I am looking forward to nursing school ... did I tell you that yet? :)
Monday, December 20, 2010
Preparing for Christmas, Howz-e style
Nate got a box filled with both wall and head decorating things. It started with a little tree, and went down hill from there.
It is possible that some of the pictures may require an explanation, but, meh. Make up your own, it probably won't be too far from what really happened.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Blessed Yule, Joyous Kwanzaa, Happy Hanukkah ... whatever you celebrate, or even if you don't ... tell someone you love them and your world is better for them being in it. Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, do it with love and for the love of all that's holy, HAVE FUN!
Sunday, December 19, 2010
The Repeal of DADT and other bits of ignorance/stupid shit
One person said something about the repeal of DADT giving "special rights" to gays. Um, excuse me? The desire and ability to serve one's country in the Armed Forces, to potentially give their life in defense of their country, to want to protect one's way of life, is a "special" right? I think that one had "special" confused with "equal". Medical or physical limitations keeping people out of the military I can understand. But sexual orientation? That's just silly.
Then there are the people wondering what the effect on the UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice) will be. Homosexual acts are allegedly against the law of the UCMJ (I say allegedly, because I have not read the full UCMJ ... I am taking this info from others). Ok, homosexual acts and being homosexual are NOT the same thing. Why do people insist on thinking that every gay man wants to sleep with every man in the world? Sure there are whorey gay men. There are whorey straight men too. What is the difference? Whorey gay men hit on anyone and make them feel uncomfortable. Whorey straight men hit on anyone and make them feel uncomfortable. The same feelings of discomfort exist when one is being hit on by someone that one does not want to be hit on by, regardless of gender. There's a guy on base that has a little crush on me that I find creepy. I'm a straight girl, he's a straight guy. It's still uncomfortable.
I had a former Marine tell me that gay troops in a combat unit are bad for morale and unit cohesion, because people that have "feelings" for other members of their unit are dangerous. Another example of people assuming that just because one is gay, one sees everyone of the same sex as a sexual object, with the endgame being to "tap that". Of course, there is the whole confusing sex with love thing, but that's a whole different subject. The former Marine suggested that gay people could not effectively back up straight people in life-or-death situations, because of the gay people's "feelings" for the straight people. I looked at him with incredulity in my eyes, and said "I've had gay people back me up in life-or-death situations, and it worked out just fine". He looked at me, puzzled. I went on explain that I had worked with lesbians in the fire department. Fighting fire inside a building is a life-or-death situation. I asked him about law enforcement officers. Is what they do any less life-or-death than what troops do?
Fortunately, he had the good sense to say, "I never looked at it like that before". This is probably what kept him from having a fat lip from me punching him in his mouth.
One of the statements in the article kind of annoys me. The article states: "Repeal would mean that, for the first time in American history, gays would be openly accepted by the armed forces and could acknowledge their sexual orientation without fear of being kicked out." (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101219/ap_on_go_co/us_gays_in_military) It's the "openly accepted" part that bothers me. The "...could acknowledge their sexual orientation without fear of being kicked out." part is AWESOME ... but the "openly accepted" part is just ignorance of the part of the author. I *wish* all gays would be openly accepted in the Military, and everywhere else, for that matter, but let's be realistic. Not everyone thinks like I do. Realistically, there will still be backlash if someone in a very "masculine" unit comes out. It may not happen in all units, but it will happen in some. There may be some transfers that need to occur.
It's when people start expecting special treatment that things get stupid. If someone comes out, and demands that others accept his orientation, and forces opinions upon others, then he should get his ass kicked. Not for being gay, for being an asshole. Several years back there was a big court case to allow a girl into an all boys military academy. Virginia Military Academy, maybe? She fought and fought, finally got in, and then pussed out because they were picking on her. As a girl, that pissed me off. I have absolutely no problem with all-male schools. There are all-female schools. What the eff is the difference? I understand it was a prestigious military academy and she wanted to pursue that life/career, but if you fought such a battle to get in, why would you let ANYTHING get in your way of reaching your goal? Sexual assault and things of that nature, are, naturally, unacceptable in any circumstances, but beyond that ... so the boys are mean to you. You fought a battle that disrupted a billion years of attitudes. You have to expect a little backlash. If you don't, that's just naive.
Gay marriage. Is that a "special" right? Shit no. That's a special kind of torture! No, I'm kidding. It is a right that should be granted to those who wish to commit their lives to one another and want to partake of the benefits that come with being married. Hell, gay marriage could possibly be the best kind of marriage. The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" thing is no longer an issue. If one partner doesn't want kids, there's no way the other partner could make it happen without being devious, and then you have good grounds for divorce! Who has the right to say two men, or two women, can't love each other as much, if not more, than a man and a woman? I have two very good Friends, who are both female, who love each other very much. I desperately hope I find the sort of love they share one day. If same-sex marriages are ever legalize in Florida, I really hope they let me officiate their ceremony!! That would ROCK!!!! (I'm a Notary Public in Florida ... )
And then we move on to more localized stupid shit. Ah the double standard. How I love it. If an American man gawked/leered/glared/stared at an Afghani woman, it would be an international incident. The man would be beaten, well, probably the woman too, and the world would never recover. Here at our little piece of heaven in the Kandahar Province, we have a small Afghan National Army camp. We walk past their cooking area on the way to our d-fac. (Incidentally, the town crier just started ... apparently it is prayer time. I love the just-before-0600 prayer the most.) Anywho, the Afghan men openly gawk at the American women. All the effing time. I was told by a Lieutenant Colonel that I was not allowed to punch anyone in the face for staring, but if anyone laid a hand on me, I could knife them. I like him! But yeah, it's ok for Afghan men to leer at American women, but should an American man even glance at an Afghan woman, all hell would break loose. As I said, stupid shit.
Have I ever mentioned how much I dislike ignorance? Stupidity I can generally laugh at and get over. It annoys me, but I'll get over it. Ignorance just pisses me off. Educate yourself, for the love of all that is holy. If you don't understand something, learn about it. If your world view is so narrow that it is limited to your tiny mind with your tiny, ignorant opinions, and you refuse to accept anything but what your narrow-minded group of friends tell you, then you need to be put out of our misery. I'm alright with people believing what they want to believe, but people need to accept that other people have opinions that may diverge from their own.
Which reminds me: the whole Christine O'Donnell -Wicca thing. For fuck's sake, why are people all bent out of shape that an American woman chose to explore a different religious path? Isn't that what America was founded upon? Gods! She should be celebrated as the epitome of what it means to BE American. Yeah, I know that isn't in the media anymore, but I forgot to rant about it when it was.
That's probably enough ranting for now. Grrr. Ignorance makes me mad. Willful ignorance is even worse. Go learn something new. Today I learned what 'meat curtains' are. It's gross, don't even waste your time looking at Urban Dictionary to find the answer.
Later!
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Toileting in Afghanistan (not for the squeamish)
At KAF (Kandahar Air Field), we had both porta-potties and comfort trailers. Comfort trailers are basically shipping containers with toilets or shower in them. Usually about 5-6 toilets or showers per box. They are all separate stalls, so nothing really weird about it. At KAF, the comfort trailers were in the living areas, and the porta-potties were everywhere else. You usually didn't have to go very far to find a porta-potty. It was actually kind of nice. They almost always had toilet paper and they had hand sanitzer attached to the outsides of them, so you could "wash" your hands.
When we got to Howz-e Madad, they were working on installing the comfort trailers, so it was all porta-potty, all the time. More will be discussed about how other people use toilets later, but suffice to say, they weren't as nice as the ones at KAF, because they didn't always have toilet paper and many times I had to wipe someone else's poo off the seat before I could sit down. I am not a squatter. Squatting or hovering is unhealthy. It doesn't allow your bladder muscles to fully relax and allow all of your urine to leave your body. Hovering causes bladder infections. You shouldn't do it. This is why I requested baby wipes in my care packages. They are great for toilet situations of all sorts.
So they finally got the showers and one toilet unit opened about a week or so ago. I was told, by those in power, that girls were not yet allowed to use the toilets, because it would violate the company "boy and girls aren't supposed to be on the same planet together" rule.
Upon gathering more information, apparently (a) I was either the only girl that was told that, or (b) the other girls don't follow instructions well, because the other night, we got a call over the radio that there was a waterfall coming from underneath the comfort trailers. The exact words of someone who checked out the situation early on, over the radio, were "Holy Shit". Seriously, he said that over the radio. Many people have never heard of radio etiquette around here. But that's a whole other story.
Wait a minute, you say? What does that have to do with being a girl? Ah yes. Turns out there was a clog in the drain pipe. Don't get me wrong, the design of the trailers actually encourages clogs, but that doesn't matter. The culprit causing this clog: yup, a tampon. Know how I know it wasn't mine? BECAUSE I WAS TOLD I WASN'T ALLOWED TO USE THE DAMN TOILETS!
Also found were these thick bath wipe sheets they give us, for when we can't take a shower. They are very often used liked baby wipes and dropped in the porta-potty, or flushed down the toilet (like the label says they absolutely should NOT be). Couple problems there ... (1) not everyone here can read English) and (2) there is no other option for disposing of them discretely. There is a big trashcan in each unit, but, no smaller ones for the stalls. Apparently girls should remove their tampons, place it somewhere until they have wiped appropriately and inserted a new one, and then take it out of the stall and place it in the big trashcan. Really??? Excuse my language, but that's fucking disgusting. I'm a girl and I use tampons and *I* don't want to see that shit.
So my solution? Put little trashcans, or the boxes our bottled water comes in, with trashbags, and you'll eliminate most of your problems.
Here's the funny thing: when the toilet trailer is open, the porta-potties are much nicer. Less poo on the seats, you're more like to find toilet paper in them, and there is less pee on the floor (boys can't aim). So since the clog a couple of nights ago, the porta-potties have become less nice again. It's a never ending battle.
I will be using the toilet trailer when it opens again though. And I'm still not hovering. And I won't flush anything I'm not allowed to. So if you're sending care packages, the septic tank friendly butt wipes that magically dissolve in water would be great! My butt, and the poo system, thank you.
And now, back to your regularly scheduled, poo-free day.
Friday, December 10, 2010
Cereal
The fun thing about cereal here at FOB Howz-e Madad, is that you have to be at the chow hall at the right time for it. And that time changes daily. If you miss the first 5 minutes they put new cereal out, you've missed it. And then you have two options: sit and wait until they bring more out, and you don't know how long that is going to be, or just resign yourself to the fact that, once again, you've missed cereal for the day.
But say you are lucky. Say you get cereal, and it is cereal you like (sometimes all they have is non-raisined bran) .... then you have the milk situation.
We had vanilla Silk yesterday, and late in the breakfast period today, but for the last almost 3 weeks, there has only been chocolate, strawberry, and banana milk. Now for the hard decision: which of those goes best with whichever cereal you've chosen? Special K with red berries? Definitely strawberry. Cocoa Crispies? Definitely chocolate. Frosted Flakes? That's a toss up. Low-fat Granola with Raisins? Steal the Silk when you can and hide it outside where it will never get warm (seriously ... it's freaking cold here).
Yeah, so that's the randomness for the day. Enjoy. And count your blessings when you have free access to white milk for your cereal.
Thursday, December 9, 2010
A month already?
When we got to Kandahar (KAF), we were all a bit nervous that the rest of our year was going to be spent in similar craptastic conditions. Imagine our surprise when we got to a smaller base, with significantly less everything, and were happier! Here at Howz-e Madad, compared to KAF, it is less dusty, less smelly, less busy, and less full of silliness. There is silliness here, but the right kind of silliness, not the kind of silliness that makes you want to punch people in their faces.
It is odd, but I really find it quite beautiful here. Mostly at night. We don't have a lot of exterior lighting on the base, so on a cloudless night (as most of them are), you can see the entire universe! Orion's Belt comes up over the horizon and I know things aren't as bad as they could be. What does one constellation have to do with anything, you ask? I know where I am, I can see the night sky, and I can wish upon the stars.
Of course, I don't spend a lot of time outside at night, because it is REALLY FRICKIN' COLD! There is a thermometer by the site manager's office that says it was 40 degrees around 8:30pm yesterday, but I am certain that it is a dirty, dirty liar, because it was WAY colder than 40. Dirty lying thermometer. But my tent is nice and warm. SpongeBob keeps me nice and warm at night, as do my military issue sleeping bag(s).
They finally have the shower units up in our little DynCorp area, so it is only 14 steps from my tent porch to the door of the (occasionally) female shower unit. It is absolutely glorious to be able to get up in the morning and take a nice hot shower. I could've taken glorious morning showers with the every other day schedule as well, but then my shower escort would have had to get up early to escort me, and he doesn't like getting up early. My poor little sunshine. (Yes, that's me picking on you, Jason.)
So, a month down ... only 11 more to go. And at least 30 of those days, I'll be out of Afghanistan, so really, only 10 more months of Afghanistan. I am planning to be home toward the end of April, because someone is supposed to be having a baby around the 1st of May. Fingers crossed I get home before the little Sarah/Waylon decides it is time to join the world!
'Til next time ...
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Always pillage *before* you burn!
I decided to give it a shot ... I mean, really. Who doesn't love pillaging the villages of random people around the world? It's fake war, in a war zone. The nice thing about this: no one actually dies!
The general premise is this: build your village up, make friends, join a clan, go out and kick some ass. But apparently, there is strategy involved with this. One cannot just randomly build things willy-nilly and expect to be successful. This is where JB (the IT guy) came in handy for me ... he is guiding me in what to build and how high to level things before moving on to others.
Here's what my village kind of looks like at the moment:
And here's what it'll eventually look like (yeah, that's right, I'm going to have a palace):
I like being able to see my village. It gives me a sense of accomplishment ... well, a much of a sense of accomplishment as one may achieve whilst playing Facebook games at work.
So cool things you get to play with: citizen militias, cavalry, knights, trebuchets, rams, etc. Oh! And spies! Once you have a tavern, you can recruit spies! Who doesn't love having spies at their beck and call?
Here's what the nice developers at www.realmofempires.com say about the game:
"Realm Of Empires is a medieval-themed Massively Multiplayer Online Real-Time Strategy Game - MMORTG.
You start with a small village which you grow into a mighty fortress as you struggle for dominance of the realm playing with, and against real people. It’s a game of diplomacy, strategy and war.
The game is intended to be played as little as just a few minutes per day, over many days, weeks and months as you make friends in a medieval world."
You guys know I am not a gamer, so for something like this to hold my attention longer than 10 minutes, you know it has to be fun! What I am digging most at the moment is my Level 20 Headquarters building. Once you get to Level 20, you can queue upgrades, so you don't forget to come back to upgrade more. So at this particular moment, I have like 15 upgrades queued, and in 6 hours, I'll go back and upgrade some more!
So check it out ... especially if you are my FB friends, 'cause having allies is a GOOD thing! If you are one of my Tweeps and you don't have a FB account (7), go get one!!
Off to check on my upgrades and see if the silver JB sent me has arrived yet!
Saturday, December 4, 2010
So there is this guy ...
You know those people that ALWAYS have a better story? The kind that has done absolutely EVERYTHING? The kind that can't stand it when someone is better qualified to do their job than they are? The really insecure, has to prove everything kind of guy? The kind of guy who almost craps himself every time he hears a boom, while saying everyone else is scared? The kind of guy that likes to say "I'm not a titles kind of person", immediately either following or preceding him throwing his title in your face? The kind of guy that thinks everyone LOVES him, when in reality they want him to fall down and break his ankle so he can go home and they don't have to deal with him anymore? The kind of guy that makes excuses at every turn about why things are happening, like that he was never supposed to stay at one place, because he was just sent out to open the place, and that's why he is leaving?
Yeah, I know that kind of guy too. :) Remind me at the end of my contract, and I'll tell you all about it.
Howz-e Madad: the Life and Times
That's Jason and Mike standing in front of it. The big white boxes on the side are fire extinguishers and/or bottled water.
One of my favorite parts about HEM is our blimp. We have a blimp that hangs out with a camera that looks at the surrounding countryside. Lots of bases have them, but ours is special ... mostly because it is ours. Basically, it looks for bad guys. I'm sure you understand why I like the blimp! The blimp very rarely comes down to visit the earth, but it did today and I got a couple of pictures!
And there were pictures here, until I was told I was wrong for having them here ... so there are no more blimp pictures. But it is an epically awesome blimp. You'll just have to trust me on this.
We also have wonderful places called "bunkers"! So far, knock on wood, we have not had to use them. Fingers crossed it stays that way for a long, long time. Like until next November. :)
Hurrah for bunkers!
So, food. The food isn't bad. It's not exceptional, but I am in the middle of a war zone, so I am not expecting great things. They feed us and it is rarely ever inedible. They often have delightful treats, like kiwi fruit and mango, and rarely can Buffalo Bob's Everything Sauce not make something edible. There was some stuffing last week that even Buffalo Bob couldn't save. Right now, my biggest concern is that I have to keep deciding between strawbery or banana milk for my tea in the morning, because we haven't had white milk in a while. If you work on it, you can eat relatively healthy ... but the goal here isn't necessarily to enjoy low-calorie, low-fat foods. The boys and girls in uniform need their calories. THe worst day is Sunday, because brunch doesn't start until 10, and that's 3 horus after we normally eat breakfast. And sleeping in is very much not an option around here.
So this is my typical day:
0630 - wake-up
0700 - pick boys up for breakfast (if they aren't ready, I harvest my crops on FarmVille)
0800 - finish previous days sitrep, send it to the chief for approval, then forward on
0815 - 1130 - find stuff to fill time
1130 - lunch
1230 - 1800-ish - find stuff to fill time
1800-ish - dinner
After dinner - screw off on the computer and go to bed
Shampoo, rinse, repeat. But only every other day. :)
The Ft. Worth Adventure …
Ft. Worth
So, after leaving Tallahassee at ass o'clock in the morning, I slept most of the way to Atlanta (shock), changed gates, got on a new plane and slept most of the way to Dallas/Ft. Worth. Finding the Marriott shuttle at DFW was entertaining, as it was like 47,000 terminals over and 9 floors down. DFW is pretty high on my list of least favorite airports, though they do have a Bennigan's, which keeps it from being my least favorite. (My least favorite airport is probably Immokalee … mostly because I had to stop there once to throw up as I was flying around Florida pretty hungover, but that's a whole other story. Well, not really ... that's pretty much the whole story … I was on a cross-country flight, I was hungover, I needed to throw-up, Immokalee was close, so I landed, got out of the plane, yakked, got back in the plane, took off, and continued the flight. Good times.)
The Ft. Worth Marriott Hotel and Golf Club is really quite nice. It is across the road from the Texas Motor Speedway, which was hosting a NASCAR race the day I arrived, so traffic was interesting, and hotel guests were even more interesting. It's a pretty cool operation DynCorp has going on there … they rent/lease a good number of the meeting/conference rooms, and a large portion of several floors of the hotel for offices. I imagine it is a mutually beneficial arrangement for DynCorp and Marriott. Other than the race track, there isn't much in the area to warrant a decent hotel. Anywho, we all got our own rooms, didn't have to pay for internet or food, and so the adventure began.
In my deployment class, we had an assistant fire chief, a firefighter, a fire department admin assistant, and me, the dispatcher … or, if we want to use job titles: the FACC Specialist. (FACC is fire alarm communications center … which is a little funny, because my title would lead one to believe there are reporting smoke/fire detection systems in this country. There are not.) Naturally the four of us hung out all week, as fire folk tend to flock together. The A/C (Mike) is from Oklahoma and is in the Air National Guard. He's pretty damn knowledgeable and fun, so bonus. The Firefighter (Jason) is a former Marine from California, who cracks me up endlessly, and the admin assistant (Tonja) is from Indiana and is a math teacher, but her brother works at one of the bases over here, so he talked her into coming to visit for a year. Interestingly enough, Mike, Jason, and I are still together at one base, while Tonja is hanging out with her brother.
The whole DIDC (DynCorp International Deployment Center) experience was interesting. I learned a lot about how things operate where civilians are concerned in a war zone. I learned that the DoD apparently doesn't follow national trends in CPR and first aid, as we were told that CPR was 15 compressions and 2 breaths (and it was … pre-2005). We got a crash course in how to apply a tourniquet, which was entertaining to those of us that have been in the EMS world for a while. We also learned that we don't rinse/clean out wounds before we bandage them, regardless of whether or not we have water and/or saline readily available. Also despite the fact that this place is just TEEMING with bacteria. Let's keep it in the wound, just in case. Both Mike and I gave suggestions on how to improve things for that class. Pretty sure nothing will change, but they can't make me forget my EMT training, so I'll just stick with that.
The most awesome part of the whole experience was getting 5 shots … well, no. The most awesome part of the experience was getting to hang out with Kevin, Lindsay, and Travis, in various combinations. The second most awesome part was getting 5 shots. They made me get a flu shot. I didn't want one. Apparently there is no opt-out option. I was (and still am) a bit annoyed about that. I also had to get a 3rd Hepatitis A shot. Yeah, I know there are only 2 in that series, but I didn't have a copy of the record that showed I had already had both … I showed I had one, so they decided to give me another one, just so they could document it and show I had 2. Can't remember what the others were: polio, DPT, and something else, I think. Anyway, both of my arms hurt like hell for a couple of days. That was grand.
I definitely enjoyed hanging out with Kevin and Travis and then Kevin and Lindsay. It was nice to see such cool people after not seeing them for a while. In fact, I hadn't seen any of them since Kevin and Lindsay's wedding in May. Just don't let Travis navigate. 'Nuff said. J
We arrived on a Sunday, and got our "deployment" orders on Wednesday evening. Among the things they gave us, including flight info, etc, was a giant vat of doxycycline. 500 pills per person. What's that for, you ask? Malaria. We are supposed to take one a day, starting the day we leave DFW until 30 days after we return to the States at the end of our contract. That's 13 months. The nice folks at the FDA tell you not to take it longer than 4 months at a time. There was no good explanation for taking it 3 times the recommended maximum, so a number of us have chosen to not take our pills. I figure they'll be great for sinus infections. And if mosquitoes get bad (I haven't seen any at all yet), I may take it for a couple of months. But for now, no mosquitoes = no doxycycline intake. But I have them. Just in case!
Another entertaining part of our time in Ft. Worth was mine and Jason's field trip to do laundry. I can't remember the name of the little "town" where the laundry place was, but it was Historical. We threw our laundry in the washers, and took off to explore. Found a building that was built in the 18-somethings and was a saloon, a nice little bookshop that made yummy pumpkin spice lattes, and other assorted things. Then we went back, switched machines (washer to dryer) and walked the other way through Historic Downtown Whatever-it-was-called.
And all that pretty much took us up to the flight to Dubai, which I wrote about already. I know I said I was going to do more than one today, but I misjudged my ability to be annoyed and write at the same time. More about the annoyance part later. Suffice to say, certain companies do not understand how fire departments work.
Oh, and the cell phone number I gave out last time … doesn't work here. Allegedly we have a tower for that service, but it isn't turned on. And I have no way to get the other company's SIM chip where I am. SO unless Roshan turns on their tower, disregard the cell phone thing. Good times.